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Post-elections political ads: add-ons & come-ons INVITATION: As you enjoy the humor, do not forget to savor the gems of wisdom attached to it. S-he who laughs last and alone is the best. Jokes lang po. Walang personalan. However, if anyone takes it personally, do it all the way. *** Doon po sa amin, bayan ng San Jose Ang mid-May elections ay naging clean and free Malinis ang gawa at walang ngumawa Kaya ang big four Gs ay nag-hapi-hapi *** "Tigil-putakan!" hirit ‘yan ni Glor Yeah Para sa pagkakaisa "Tigil-putukan!" sigaw ng peace lovers Para sa kapayapaan *** Hapi-hapi-hapi birthday/ Kay Guns and inumin/ Kay Goons ang pulutan Hapi-hapi-hapi birthday/ Kay Gold ang pokpok---in/ At kay "Hello, Garci, Baby," sana ay malasing mo kami. *** JLP has acknowledged na walang tatalo sa political ads ni Ping: "SIPING ang kinabukasan" Ang wish ko naman: Sana kagabi, Kasama n’ya si Pining Gar---cia. *** Doon po sa amin, bayan ng San Jose Iba na ang meaning ng aming Unity; Sa halip na One Team, biglang naging Itim At ang T---U naman ay Total Uprising. *** GlorYeah is the 35th voter in her hometown in Lubao, Pampanga. She is not the first. Neither the last, nor the least. Base on the picture, she is the: a) Senior Citizen, b) Shortest, c) Smallest, d) Smartest Test na and send your answer to 0-2-10. The letter with the most number of responses is the winner. *** Doon po sa amin, bayan ng San Jose Ang ‘Rock’ na simple lang, iba na ang medley ‘RAC’ pa rin ang tunog, kaya lang mapusok "Rock the boat, join the RAC," ang s’yang itaguyod RAC stands for "Revolt Against Corruption" or "Redeem All Corruptors." *** "Darlene ‘knocks out’ Pacquiao" ‘Yan ang maliwanag na PacqU---iao O kaya ay PacqA---yaw *** Doon po sa amin, bayan ng San Jose Lumitaw ang ‘sang ROC, may dalang mensahe: "On this ROCK, we will propagate the RAC. All corruptors will be under RACK, that is, in great mental or emotional stress." *** Erap and Susan voted straight GO plus Goma. A JLP reader voted KiKiMo, meaning, Kiko, Kiram and Montano. How about you? PHOKET ang ibinoto ko. Sina Pimentel-Honasan-Osmena-Kiram-Escudero-Trillanes. *** "Glor Yeah fuming mad, makes many phone calls." Hello Garci. Hello Ben. Hello Ebb. Hello Espy. Hello Gabby. Hello Mike. Hello Manny. Hello FV. Hello Err. Hello Dolly. Well, Hello Dolly. Dolly. Hello. Well. Well are you? Oh, my gosh! Whom the Gods wish to destroy…
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