Txtsika ni 0917-800-7888, “The voice of Makati is not the voice and sentiments of the majority of the Filipino people. All those personalities who are against Gloria have their own vested interest.
“Even right now they think they are great and treat Filipinos dumb, making us miserables.
“BUT FILIPINOSE NOT FOOLS to believe Lozada and Oppositions who are worse than the Devils in Hell.
“Pls. pass so we Filipinos will not be fooled by the Devils in Hell who are in disguise!”
Muli, ang pakiusap namin sa mga mambabasa… HUWAG PO NINYONG SERYOSOHIN ang mga kabulastugang natitipon sa pitak na ito.
Jokes lang po [0916-263-6847], walang personalan.
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MALAS nga ba si GMA sa letrang ‘J’?
Joseph Estrada. Jejomar Binay. Jocjoc Bolante. Joe de Venecia. Joey de Venecia. Joey Salceda. Jovito Salonga. Jun Lozada.
At ang pinakabago, Junior Officers.
Pero buwenas kay Jose Pidal at higit sa lahat, sa Jueteng na malas naman ni Erap. [Adarmi]
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CBCP Pastoral Letter on Paper Bags:
“When Money speaks, everybody listens.” (Tama!)
“Money is the root of all evils!” (Tama pa rin.)
Then they said, “We want the Roots, NOT the Evil…’ (Aba! May mga TAMA na rin ‘yan, di ba?) [mR.bienn, 0927-429-4222]
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Akalain mo… sabi ng pamangkin kong bungal sa portrait ng First Family:
“Mi… Ke… Mi ke yluli din Datu Glolia!”
(READ: May makakahuli din sa ‘yo, Gloria!)
Ang galing, ‘no? Hindi ko tinuruan ‘yan… [mR.bienn]
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Scripture says, “When FG Mike, Abalos and Neri are gathered in my name, I am in the midst of them!” (Gloria, Chapter $349M, Verses $130M-$200M, ZTE Bible Revised Edition 2008) [mR.bienn]
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GMA Prayer:
“Lord, when I die, don’t send me to Heaven. Rather, send me to the Philippines. Amen.” [mR.bienn]
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CBCP nominal meanings:
Cash Bags Collected in the Palace
Corrupt Bishops Connivance with the Palace
Corny Bishops Contra Progeso
Catropa ng mga Buwaya at Cawatan sa Palasyo
Cofradia ng mga Baklang Cepsep sa Palasyo [mR.bienn]
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Flash Report!
40 Cabalen Priests exorcised GMA. 7 Devils Expelled!!!
Ermita, Neri, Gaite, Abalos, Gonzales, VP de Castro and FG Mike…
Sumapi na lahat ‘yan kay Madriaga!!! NA­
NA­NG­KUPO!!! [mR.bienn]
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The TRUTH is the only Platform where everyone, regardless of stature, may stand without fear of shame, censure and vulnerability.
It is a hallowed ground. [Allan M, 0915-741-6599]